Marty Rhone — So You Want to Be a Pop Singer

Marty Rhone — So You Want to Be a Pop Singer — lyrics

{Verse 1}
«If you can sing or strum a guitar
Sign on the line and I’ll make you a star,»
Says the manager
You may have a big nose or wear pantyhose
Show you the people you should meet and greet
He’s your manager

{Chorus}
So you want to be a pop singer?
Sign on the line and I’ll make you a star
So you want to be a pop singer?
Make a hit record and you’ll go far

{Verse 2}
If you’re a plumber and your luck’s in
You might meet Sadie and make number one
She’s your manager
Oh, Sadie
But if you’re as nice-guy as everyone knows
You might hit the top with the help of the nose
He’s your manager

{Chorus}
So you want to be a pop singer?
Sign on the line and I’ll make you a star
So you want to be a pop singer?
But you may need jockeys to get that far, hello!

{Verse 3}
They say that if you go west, young man
Baby, it’s you who’ll go west, young man
With your manager
But if you can sing or strum a guitar
You’re the real thing and you’ll be jolly
With your Molly

{Bridge}
Ooh mow ma mow mow, ooh mow ma mow mow
Ooh mow ma mow mow, ooh mow ma mow mow, yeah

{Chorus}
So you want to be a pop singer?
Sign on the line and I’ll make you a star
So you want to be a pop singer?
Make a hit record and you’ll go far
Well uh huh, well uh huh, well uh, you wanna be a pop singer?
Shake-uh your leg-uh and you’ll go far
Well, you wanna be a pop singer?
Sing out of tune and you might go far
Everybody! You want to be a pop singer?
Sign on the line and I’ll make you a star
So you want to be a pop singer?
Make a hit record and you’ll go far
So you want to be a pop singer?
Sign on the line and I’ll make you