Too Short Pants — Fake Friends

Too Short Pants — Fake Friends — lyrics

{Verse 1}
All my best friends left me because of a stupid whore
She used me and abused me till I couldn’t feel no more
I guess cause I’m a man no one really gives a shit
If our roles were reversed you can bet that I’d get hit

{PreChorus}
They said they’d always have my back
But deep down I knew that was wrong
This has become a personal attack
Let me explain through song

{Chorus}
These idiots are acting like they’re feminists
(but they’re) pushing an agenda that doesn’t exist
I’m sick of all this bullshit coming out of your face
You treat me like I’m garbage now I need a change of pace

{Verse 2}
They make fun of me for all the things I can’t control
Autisms not funny but I guess thats how they roll
I guess I shouldn’t blame all of this on one girl
Cause those stupid bitch ass friends of mine were the worst friends in the world

{PreChorus}
They said they’d always have my back
But deep down I knew that was wrong
This has become a personal attack
Let me explain through song

{Chorus}
These idiots are acting like they’re feminists
(but they’re) pushing an agenda that doesn’t exist
I’m sick of all this bullshit coming out of your face
You treat me like I’m garbage now I need a change of pace (fuck you)